Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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