I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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