Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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