So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I'm going to jail i love you
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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