you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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