I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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