Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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