She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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