My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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