i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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