so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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