last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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