Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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