How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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