I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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