Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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