I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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