I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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