Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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