Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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