we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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