how can u be prego again
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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