Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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