I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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