she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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