Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
do herpes really smell.
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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