did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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