I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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