look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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