I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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