Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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