Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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