My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Shame - the story of my life.
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