You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so let's talk penis.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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