I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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