Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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