Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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