my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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