He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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