Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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