No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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