I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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