I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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