wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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