we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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