so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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