Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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