Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My liver just had a heart attack.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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