Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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