everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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